Mademoiselle Barling , Arkansas 27 ans Célibataire
Today, my brother babysat for me. He invited his girlfriend around without me knowing, and they were all playing hide and seek together. While he and his girl were hiding, they decided to have a quickie. My three year old found them and saw everything. She won't stop copying their sex noises. FML
Today, I realized that my relationship has hit a new low when I made an appointment with my girlfriend to have sex. I have a two week wait. FML
Today, I received a call from my wife. It would've been great if she hadn't left on a business trip three years ago. FML
Today, I realized when I'm on my phone, I tend to play with my penis, even in public. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother jerking off to a breast cancer awareness advert. FML
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
Today, I asked a girl to prom by having 5 friends hold up signs saying "P-R-O-M-?" while I snuck up behind her. She said yes... to my friend holding the "?", who she thought was the one asking her. FML
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