Today, I shaved my pubic area for my fiancé. He told me it looked "like Frodo tried to hack off Gandalf's beard with Gimli's ax." FML
robsic66
Monsieur Lubbock, United States 33 ans Célibataire
dancekat
Puyallup, United States 🌶️ Épicée
brokedad
Ça date de 2013 mais c'est de la bonne
United States
Tantrum
Today, I was questioned by police for forcing a 12-year-old to get in my car. That 12-year-old is my daughter, who refused to get in until I agree to buy her a highly expensive purse just to become popular. FML