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Anonymous · Ça date de 2017 mais c'est de la bonne

Debate perverts

Today, my music students began a lively debate about whether or not a music stand would make a good weapon for the zombie apocalypse. What am I teaching them? FML

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fuckingtrollingskankwhoreshitwankcuntfuck · 13 juillet 2013, 17:33 ·Enfield, United States

Who the **** are you?

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML

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Anonymous · 4 décembre 2016, 22:14

Mukbang

Today, my family held an intervention and told me I needed to lose weight. It probably would've had more impact if they hadn't done this over video chat while stuffing their faces at an all-you-can-eat buffet. FML

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