Today, while doing a fun genetics game in Biology, I found out that I was adopted. Turns out the game wasn't so fun. FML
xoallykat3ox
Mademoiselle Compliqué
Anonymous
Quincy, United States
Anonymous
Coatesville, United States
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML
pixkalexi
North Easton, United States
Today, I have an upset stomach. Every other minute, it sounds like Chewbacca is screaming to get out. FML