Today, I blew my load in less than a minute. I wasn't having sex or even making out. I was spooning. FML
Flower_Princess
Mademoiselle En couple
Extravirgin
Munich, Germany 🌶️ Épicée
Anonymous
Baton Rouge, United States
Come down
Today, I spent a half hour trying to help my cat down after he got stuck in the tree on my lawn. I finally gave up and called a local tree care company to help. When I returned outside, I found my cat casually walking about by the door. The guy who showed up to help was not happy. FML