Today, I decided I was done waiting for my boyfriend to ask me to marry him, so we were cuddling in his bed and I asked him. He asked for a rain check. FML
shadysheikj
Calgary
brokenbabe
United States
Anonymous
Tallahassee, United States
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML
Random737193
Haddonfield, United States
Today, my girlfriend and I somehow got into the conversation of what the weirdest thing we have ever found in food was. She said she found paper in her fortune cookie; she was serious. FML