Today, my supervisor was watching a video of his son. I heard a voice in the background and asked if it was Elmo. It was his wife. FML
Lokis_Playmate
Mademoiselle Arizona, United States 37 ans
bookworm
Victoria, United States
AOart1st
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Épicée
Today, I was rock climbing. I had my equipment on and I saw a really cute girl. I went for the hardest climb in the gym, and while jumping up to grab the rock, I simultaneously farted, missed the rock, fell to the mat and broke my arm in the process. FML