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Jizzyface 29 décembre 2013, 12:36 Wilmslow, United Kingdom 🌶️ Épicée

Got the sniffles

Today, my strict Christian mother walked into my room just after I'd finished masturbating. Although dressed, I was still holding the used tissue, which she noticed. Having to think fast to disguise my deed and avoid an entire sermon, I had no option but to blow my nose with the spunky tissue. FML

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emergencyroom 15 mars 2014, 12:21 Parkton, United States

Today, I locked myself out and had to enter my house via the back door. Thinking I was an intruder, my 7-year-old daughter slammed a metal rake into the back of my head. Nice to know she can take care of herself. FML

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