mylifelesstouch

Mademoiselle Sacramento, United states 28 ans

anon Ça date de 2014 mais c'est de la bonne Irwin, United States

Merry Christmas, I guess…

Today, a very drunk woman at the family Christmas party told me she felt terrible that I didn't have a mother who cared about me. She's my mother. FML

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Anonymous Ça date de 2014 mais c'est de la bonne Milwaukee, United States

D.A.R.E. to say no

Today, I accidentally texted my mother instead of my drug dealer. FML

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titmeister 28 juin 2016, 16:30 Bayonne, United States 🌶️ Épicée

Lookalike

Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend is dating me is because I look like his favorite Hentai character. FML

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