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Menace to society

Today, my elderly mother explained that, "I don't need my glasses to drive, I just need them to see." FML

Today, one of the patients on the mental health unit where I work looked me up and down and said, "Well, I guess it's a popular misconception that all fat people are jolly." FML

Happy New Year to all the cats out there

Today, I'm celebrating New Year's with my cat. I made her a cake. FML