Today, someone painted the "Dark Mark" on the side of my car. It won't come off and my kids refuse to get in because it means "a wizard died in there." FML
MonsterOfAGirl
Mademoiselle Epicville, USA 27 ans Célibataire
spellbound
Perth, Australia
Anonymous
Minneapolis, United States
Oh shit…
Today, at the swimming pool, I thought it'd be funny to sneak up on my 5-year-old daughter underwater and surprise her. I grabbed her by the sides, and she shrieked. A moment later, a brown cloud erupted from her swimsuit. Cue screaming and a mass panic from the other kids. FML