Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML
Kit_Kat_Mikki
Mademoiselle Toronto, Canada 30 ans En couple
Today, I found out that the very good-looking woman who sings for one of my favorite bands is actually a guy. FML
Today, my little sister opened a lemonade stand in front of our house. Surprisingly, she actually had a lot of customers, all kids. Two hours or so later, some parents came back complaining and threatening to sue my family. Turns out that what we thought was lemonade was actually beer. FML
Pretend
Today, my girlfriend tried to get me to wear curly wig, so I could pretend to be Harry Styles in bed. FML