Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML
foreverjordan
Mademoiselle 29 ans Célibataire
Communication breakdown
Today, I took my car to be repaired. The mechanic put out his hand when he saw me, so I shook it. He just wanted my keys. FML
Today, someone stole my umbrella. It was pouring heavily, and I was using it at the time. FML
What the **** does this mean, dude?
Today, I found out my handwriting is so bad that people think I write in Arabic. FML