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fartypants · Ça date de 2015 mais c'est de la bonne ·Winter Park, United States

Saxophone solo

Today, as I finished my piano recital and took a bow, I farted into the microphone. FML

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fuckstudentloans · 18 juin 2015, 23:29 ·Los Angeles, United States

Expensive noodles, dude

Today, I ruined a $1,500 laptop with a 69¢ bowl of ramen noodles. FML

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Anonymous · 23 août 2015, 12:35 ·Australia

Help !

Today, while trying to lift a weight bar at the gym, I ended up cracking my rib cage and almost passed out. My friend, who was supposed to be spotting for me, couldn't help until the last second because he'd snuck off to flirt with a pair of guys halfway across the room. FML

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Anonymous · 2 septembre 2015, 15:26 ·Winnipeg, Canada 🌶️ Épicée

Rule 34

Today, I let my 9-year-old daughter use my tablet while I made her dinner. A few minutes later, she let out a blood-curdling scream. Turned out she'd searched for My Little Pony pictures and stumbled upon a drawing of Rainbow Dash giving another pony a blowjob. FML

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