Today, I was told by my mother that the reason she quit her job as a counselor and divorced my dad was because she met someone through work. She works in a prison. FML
hilab18
CT
United States
Anonymous
Ça date de 2012 mais c'est de la bonne
United States
Premonition
Today, I received a "Get Well Soon" card in the mail, which I found just a little odd, since I was feeling completely fine. Not an hour later, I tripped and fell down a flight of stairs. FML
Veronica
Ça date de 2014 mais c'est de la bonne
San Francisco, United States
Fishing
Today, I asked my dad if he thought my dress was nice, and if guys would go for me. He replied, "Shit, depends on how drunk they are." FML