Today, I discovered that I'm short enough to be legally considered a midget. My daughter now wants to bring me to school for show and tell. FML
mighty_midget22
Mademoiselle 28 ans Célibataire
fourfootnine
United States
LetItRip
Prague, Czech Republic
Today, I nailed every single move in my routine at a gymnastics competition. I then finished off with a perfect split, letting out a fart loud enough to wake up a kid in China. FML