zzdug
United States
Today, I got mauled by a cat named Mr. Sprinkles. FML
Crixus_
Monsieur close to Rome, Rome En couple
Anonymous
Ça date de 2012 mais c'est de la bonne
Gainesville, United States
Memories
Today, I asked my husband if he knew what day it was. His answer was, "Garbage day?" It's our six-year anniversary. FML
keiran123
Welsh, United States
Today, on my first day at my new job delivering pizzas, I got bit by a guy dressed as Dracula. FML
thefuck
Ballyjamesduff, Ireland
Dad jokes
Today, my house was egged while I went out shopping. When I told my dad about it, he immediately and casually admitted to being the one who did it, asking, "You got a fucking problem with that, son?" I don't know if he's just messing with my head, or if he really did do it. FML