Wolfgang7890

Today, my halitosis was so bad that when I blew onto my solution in chemistry class, it reacted. FML

Today, at my brother's baseball practice, two 6 year-old girls wanted a piggy back ride. I get this a lot due to my size, so after telling their mom how good I was with kids, I let one get on my back. I then promptly tripped over a puppy and face planted, resulting in a crying child. FML

Today, my acne reached a new low. Literally. I'm now getting bright red pimples on my penis. FML