Today, it was my first time with my boyfriend, at his house, in his Dora the Explorer sheets. FML
Dragon96
Monsieur Your closet, Canada
inconnue
Lyon, France
whipplewhip
United States
Today, my husband and I were at the mall, and decided to have a snack at the food court. As we ate, an obese woman squeezed past our table, butt facing us. Just when her ass-cheeks slid past our heads, she let out a horrific fart that my father would be proud of. FML