Today, I became the town racist for saying "black" instead of "African-American". I'm black. FML
LexiDaBae
Mademoiselle District Heights, MD 25 ans Célibataire
So, how've you been?
Today, I ran into a good friend at work. I work at a jail. She doesn't. FML
Life advice
Today, my professor told everyone that he thinks all med students should be required to get a catheter and an enema at least once in their lives so they can relate to their patients, saying, "Gentlemen, it might change your lives." FML
Smart
Today, my boss chewed me out for correcting several spelling and grammar mistakes in one of his reports. The words "Think you're so damn smart, don't ya?" were uttered. I'm his secretary, and proofreading his shit is part of my job. FML
Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML
Quickshot
Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML