Today, I turned 17. My parents completely forgot it was my birthday, and when I reminded them, my dad thought it was my 18th. He was ecstatic and mentioned that I can "finally get the hell out." FML
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Anonymous
Denver, United States
Anonymous
Bern, Switzerland
Today, as if to prove that there is no end to the unspeakable stupidity of the human race, a patient was brought into my hospital, needing a cellphone removed from his anus. FML
Anonymous
Brampton, Canada
Today, I got into a fistfight with a complete idiot wearing a panda outfit. My face now looks like a real panda's. FML