Today, while walking around town, some guy grabbed me from behind, clutched at my nipples, and said, "That's where I always imagined they were." FML
pam241
Mademoiselle 33 ans Célibataire
Anonymous
Surprise, United States
Bug8Frog
Anchorage, United States
Clever girl
Today, I bought a device that plays a high-pitched sound to teach my dog to quit barking. She's smart enough to learn that as long as she barks loud enough and long enough, she can't hear it. Quite the opposite effect to what I was anticipating. FML