Annabelle2942

Today, my daughter got selected to pick music for a funeral. She only listens to Nikki Minaj. FML

Always prepared

Today, I was out with my grandma when a pair of very shady guys approached us in the street, hands in their pockets. Without breaking stride, she pulled a knife out of her handbag and told them they'd better keep walking. They did. What the fuck, gran? FML