Today, at work, a little girl came in and asked if we had any dance clothes. As I showed her, I asked if she was in a competition. When she said yes, I crossed my fingers and told her I hoped she would win. Unfortunately, I didn't cross them properly and I accidentally gave her the finger. FML
psmith78332
Monsieur Alice , USA 60 ans En couple
georgiamarshall_
Sydney, Australia
Son of a Bitch
United States
Priorities
Today, an hour into a family road trip, my mother informed me that she didn't put my suitcase in the car because it "didn't fit". FML
mackamuir
Gold Coast, Australia
Today, my roommate played a crazy April Fool's joke on me by not paying his rent this month. Good one. FML