Today, I reached in between the couch cushions to see if my iPod had slipped in there. I didn't find my iPod, but I did find an old utility knife blade. With my fingers. FML
flowergirl907
n0taplumber
United States
bellerz14
United States
Today, I saw my dad sitting in the car alone, blaring classical music, blowing up beach balls. FML
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Fond Du Lac, United States
Today, I had to take my daughter to the ER. Her brother had bet she couldn't go the whole day without talking. So to win the bet, she tried to super-glue her lips together so she couldn't accidentally say anything. FML