Today, I was shaving off my beard for the first time in a very long time. I decided to have a little fun with it, and shaved my beard first into a goatee, then a handle-bar, then, finally, into a Hitler mustache. My electric razor dies. I don't have a normal one or an extra battery. FML
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nomorebeard
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Anonymous
Belgium
Today, I was feeding some ducks. One of them choked to death on the old bread. FML