Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice shirt, and had my iPod in my breast pocket. I noticed a cute girl smiling at me, so I smiled back and as she started to walk over, I turned down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML
BeingNiceSucks
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zero_minded12
United States
NestHead
Moscow, Russian Federation
Today, my two parrots decided that my head was the best place to have sex. FML