Today, my toddler peed in his potty for the first time. He was so excited to show me that he flung the pot in the air dousing my face with his piss. Then he laughed. FML
LeoBrZ81
Monsieur Hollywood, United States 37 ans
Anonymous
United States
Paramedic
Ça date de 2009 mais c'est de la bonne
United Kingdom
How dare you?
Today, I was the paramedic at the scene of a car accident. One lady was hurt, and we had trouble getting any information from her as she was sobbing. I radioed in the details and said "...a lady in her mid 30's, ETA 10 minutes." She stopped crying, slapped me, and said, "I'm 28." FML