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Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML

Today, I spent 5 hours organizing my porn collection on my computer. What the hell am I doing with my life? FML

At long last

Today, after two years and five months, my boyfriend finally found my clitoris. FML