Today, I fell asleep for an hour in the bathroom while taking a dump. I had to convince everyone I went for a walk during lunch since no one saw my car leave. FML
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Brian B
United States
fledermausi
Budapest, Hungary
Today, I came home to my boyfriend emptying his bowels into my aquarium. FML
Mike
Ça date de 2012 mais c'est de la bonne
United States
Late bloomer
Today, I got a call from my son's school saying to pick him up because he'd shat his pants. He's in high school. FML