Today, I finished installing remote access CCTV cameras around my house due to the high rate of burglaries around my neighborhood. I turn it on to see my teenage son rubbing one out on the couch. FML
Harle
Madame Moscow, Russia 30 ans En couple
couch_potato
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Bigfatfailure
Garden Grove, United States 🌶️ Épicée
Today, I got dumped during sex. FML
ironies a b*tch
Chatham, United States
Today, I dressed up as Batman for a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker for the same convention. FML