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Anonymous · Ça date de 2013 mais c'est de la bonne ·Acworth, United States 🌶️ Épicée

Huge fan

Today, my wife shaved her pubic hair in a way that it looks like Hitler's mustache. She won't stop referring to it as "the Clitler". FML

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Anonymous · 26 mai 2014, 15:53 ·San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Épicée

The L word

Today, I told my girlfriend that I love her. She panicked and blurted out our S&M safeword. FML

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needanotherbed · 28 mai 2014, 14:21 ·Ipswich, United Kingdom 🌶️ Épicée

Humping

Today, I climbed into bed with my sleeping boyfriend after a long shift at work. He immediately rolled over, clamped my leg between his knees, and started viciously humping it. This is the fourth time now, and he still doesn't believe that he even does it. FML

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