Today, my great-grandmother uttered the phrase, "Just because I'm gray up here, doesn't mean I'm gray down there!" FML
brittysues
tothebaneofkings
United States
kids
Today, my daughter was scared to go to the bathroom because she thought there was a person behind the shower curtain. There actually was a person behind the shower curtain. FML
beccadabeast
Mesa, United States
Today, I sped off down the road, then realized to my horror that my cat was clinging to the roof of the car. FML