LucifersSonSatan

Today, I realized that my work life is far less stressful than my home life. I'm a cop. FML

Today, I found a 2-page letter nailed to the door of my car demanding that I break up with my girlfriend, Janet, so that a "real man" can date her instead. I’m a single straight woman and I don’t know anybody called Janet. FML

Good job, team

Today, I woke up early and rushed to work to get to our first weekly safety meeting. I was the only one that remembered. FML