Today, whilst reading all 15 pages of this site, my French girlfriend asked me over my shoulder for translations, such as "What is buttsex?", "What is wanking?", and "What means farted?" FML
Kisachka
Mademoiselle Brookfield, USA 28 ans Célibataire
james
United Kingdom 🌶️ Épicée
Anonymous
Ça date de 2009 mais c'est de la bonne
United States
With a heavy heart…
Today, I watched my best friend get married to the guy I have been in love with since the eighth grade. I was the maid of honor, and had to give a toast to the couple. FML
E or
United States
Today, I flew a toy airplane into my face. FML