Today, my cat, who is very 'don't-ever-touch-me', jumped up next to me as if she wanted to be stroked. In reality, she wanted to share a hellish fart. I need a new cat. FML
jessieforschen25
Mademoiselle minnesota, usa 28 ans Célibataire
pretty princess
United States
Anonymous
Queanbeyan, Australia
Today, I went out to a restaurant with a girl I have been dating. The only conversation was about how proud she was of her fart during work earlier, and how she managed to clear out a section of the office. FML