Today, I was talking to this guy that I like a lot and I think he likes me back. When he told me I was beautiful I laughed so hard that I farted. Loudly. FML
krankypoptart
Mademoiselle Fayetteville, USA 32 ans
ECullen
United States
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United Kingdom 🌶️ Épicée
Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls in the class with his "Sword of Death", otherwise known as my dildo. FML
Anonymous
Ça date de 2009 mais c'est de la bonne
United States
Not that there's anything wrong with that
Today, I went on a blind date a girl from work had set me up with. Apparently my co-worker thinks I'm gay. FML