simplykolesh

Today, I went to my first class of the year. The first thing the teacher said was, "I hate this f*cking school." FML

Today, I put scribbles, lines, shapes and random words on my calendar just to make it seem like I was busy. This isn't the first time. FML

Today, I got fired from my volunteer job. FML

Today, my niece, who is fifteen, convinced my six-year-old daughter that her name is spelled C-U-N-T, and just pronounced as Catherine. FML