Today, I overheard a couple talking behind me. She said, "You wanna know what's really scary?" He said, "the size of that guy? Yeah he's huge", to which she replied, "no, the scary thing is that's a chick." They weren't talking about me, but they sure were talking about my girlfriend. FML
Night228
Mademoiselle 32 ans
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Canada
R_U_CEREAL
United States 🌶️ Épicée
Today, I woke up finding myself violently humping my pillow. My mom recorded it. FML
buhknee
United States
Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML