Today, I had to go to the police station to pick up my 42 year old dad. Why? He was caught stealing candy. FML
Via_Baudelaire
Mademoiselle Florence, United States 33 ans
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United States
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend while looking at Halloween costumes online for this year's Halloween party and said, "Maybe we could go as Bonnie and Clyde this year." He said, "Maybe we should go as a broken up couple," and hung up on me. He wasn't kidding. FML