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Saturday 03 June 1995

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HI! I'm Malle, I'm 15 and me 8D! I like music.. And I'm a pit clumsy :3

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You wanker!

Nik - - United States

Today, I went to the doctor because I broke my wrist. My mom told the nurse that I broke it while masturbating. FML

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