Today, after pulling an all-nighter studying for an exam, I caught the bus to college. On the way there, the bus decided to make sweet love to a taxi, creating a pile-up and a traffic jam. I didn't make it to the exam in time. FML
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Guatemala City, Guatemala
Anonymous
London, United Kingdom 🌶️ Épicée
Today, I walked in on my sister shoving her vibrating phone into her privates. Can't erase that image. FML
Just Lonely
La Place, United States
Today, after not hanging out with anyone the whole year, a guy finally asked me to go the movies with him. When I asked what time, he said, "Never mind, I found another girl." FML