TPSerigne

Today, my daughter sat me down for a long talk. It turns out that she thinks she is the Chosen One. FML

Freaky

Today, I was watching a boys volleyball team warming up, and I had my eye on one of them who was quite attractive. He sent the ball a little too far and it hit me in the face. He apologized, and I then for some reason replied with, "It's fine, I like balls in my face." FML