liu_kang - 16/03/2010 18:55 - United States Today, my schlong decided to enter Mortal Kombat with my pants zipper. Guess which of the two won a flawless victory? FML 32 173 7 721
Satan - 15/03/2010 23:22 - United States Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML 46 426 9 190