Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML
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fmjob
Canada 🌶️ Épicée
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Ça date de 2009 mais c'est de la bonne
United States
How appropriate
Today, I found out my husband had bought my one year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML
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France
Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML