ai_lauren
Bayonne, United States
Today, I got 3 different rejection letters mailed to me from the same college. FML
xoxo_741
Mademoiselle Maryland Célibataire
evil Santa
Ça date de 2014 mais c'est de la bonne
Solon, United States
Tis the season…
Today, I was mugged by a guy in a Santa suit. FML
Anonymous
Wilmington, United States 🌶️ Épicée
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Things got heated and I yelled, "Who's your daddy?" With a blank expression she replied, "I don't know." FML
smooth
Ça date de 2014 mais c'est de la bonne
United States
Brain worms
Today, my coworker pointed to our nervous new intern and asked who he was. I jokingly said, "Can't you tell? He's our new slave." I then quickly realized how bad that sounded, given the intern is black. FML
driverboy
United States
Today, I had to pick up and drive home a couple of drunk bitches. Unfortunately, one of these drunk bitches was my mother. FML