The_Waffle_King

Today, I learnt that if you accidentally sit on a hamster, instead of dying, it bites your testicles. FML

Thanks, I hate it!

Today, I attended the reading of my grandfather's last will and testament. My parents, as well as my brothers and sister, all inherited a nice sum of money. I got 69 cents, because, "young Jack always was an immature little shit." FML