New York, USA Compliqué
Today, the rollercoaster I was on stuck upside down for a few minutes. I shat myself in terror. Then, gravity took effect. FML
Today, after making love to my boyfriend for the first time, he shook my hand and said, "Good job." FML
Today, I received a birthday present from a friend. It was the very same gift I gave to her for Christmas. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to hypnotize me into breaking up with him. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my now ex-girlfriend over the recent passing away of my grandmother. Her eyes glazed over multiple times, and when I said that I don't know how to cope with everything, her advice was simply, "Shotgun. Mouth. Blam." FML
Today, I came home at 1 am to find my mom sitting on my couch, ranting about how I'm not supposed to stay up this late. I'm 26 and I don't know how she got into my house. FML
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