Today, my entire family thinks I'm a lesbian. I'm straight. I'm embarrassed and don't know how to tell them that I've been single for so long because I can't get a guy. FML
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Mademoiselle valpo, us 31 ans Célibataire
Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML
So… good news, or…?
Today, my girlfriend called and said she had great news. Turns out I've cured her of that illness she gets every month. FML