•
•
•

hotbitch

1

0

20

4

1420

122

Hotbitch

Hotbitch -

Hotbitch -

OlRed

Hotbitch

lovers5201

1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10

OlRed

Hotbitch

Hotbitch

dearprudence89 - 10/11/2010 13:16 - United States

Today, I was kicked out of a Family Dollar. My mom thought it would be fun to press all the buttons on the musical ceramic cathedrals so they would all play at the same time. FML

24 628

3 091

Anonymous - 22/07/2015 06:18

Today, a girl with a picture of One Direction as her desktop asked if I wanted to partner with her on a 70% law assignment. Two hours after saying no, I found out that she's a legal genius with a guaranteed job in the field and a near perfect GPA. FML

12 097

52 860

Early warning

Anonymous - 16/11/2024 00:00 - Ireland

Today, my dog started barking at literally nothing in the middle of the night. I spent 15 minutes convinced there was a ghost or something in my house, only to realize she was barking at her own shadow. FML

318

134

Just once

- 19/02/2020 20:00

Today, at last, my husband instigated sex for the first time since the honeymoon a few months ago when he started fondling me in bed. Then I realised he was asleep. FML

2 015

217

Red flag

Hassan_been_laid - 16/11/2022 16:00 - United States

Today, things have gotten so bad with my wife that we both used the smell and sound of outside traffic as an excuse to not have anniversary sex. FML

1 029

374